There is a new craze

There is a new craze of searching for name is on Google.
The results for Andy is are as follows:-
1.Andy is an official endorser of John Pearse Strings
2.ANDY IS RUNNING
3.Andy is coming to play again
4.Andy is Not Zen
5. Andy is the author of four books (including a best-seller)
6. Andy is the driver of this internet heap
7. Andy is Editor of Glaucus the marine wildllife journal
8. Andy is a master musician
9. Andy is sheriff of Mayberry in North Carolina

Thought i’d invent my own and see what I am NOT:-
1.Andy is Not Zen
2.Andy is not web-enabled
3. Andy is not a pimp
4. Andy is not really suffering from amnesia
5. Andy is not exaggerating
6. Andy is not the Egyptian
7. Andy is not a marionette
8. Andy is not as altruistic or naïve as he first seems
9. Andy is not lazy