As it is my day off today - apart from several necessary pastoral visits - I thought I would give to you a non-materialistic wishlist that would enhance my life.
If you love me, you will buy me one. They are listed in no particular order, but I would obviously prefer the most expensive gifts first.
1. An Apple iPod. I would be prepared to accept the 20GB version if you prefer.
2. A John Calvin Hooded Sweatshirt (XL for a comfy fit).
3. A Jack Daniels Coffee and Mug Set
4. Chris De Burgh's new album "The Road to Freedom"
5. Evangelicals and Truth (Peter Hicks)
6. Dogmatics in Outline (Karl Barth)
7. A Bust of Mahler (15")
8. Antaeus Aftershave (100ml)
9. Yankee Candle Blueberry Muffin (22oz Housewarmer Jar)
10. Desktop Book and Copy Holder
In closing, I exonerate you from any part in breaching the 10th Commandment by participating in this little exercise. Should these small tokens of your esteem fail to reach me, it is unlikely that I will lose any sleep. I'm sure I will cope.
In the meantime, happy shopping!
PS Delivery address available upon email request...
Posted by pencils at March 22, 2004 05:04 PM | TrackBackI'm suprised tynedale didn't add dog biscuits to that list.
Posted by: Andy at March 24, 2004 08:22 AMlol i sure hope you know my above comment was accompanied by giggling and winks... lol
p.s. Tyndale sure is good at dictation typing! hee hee!
Posted by: Kristen at March 24, 2004 06:56 AMI shall endeavour never to take time off in the future - I had forgotten that our God flagellates those who refuse to work 24 hours a day, 7 days every week.
As I am working at the moment, I have dictated this blog response to my secretary who, in order to ensure that I do not waste a single moment, will in future be writing all my blog entries.
:P
Posted by: pencils at March 23, 2004 10:06 AMmethinks someone has a wee bit too much time on his hands....... :) :D :)
Posted by: Kristen at March 23, 2004 06:57 AM