A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says.
The bartender promptly serves up a beer.
"How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
"For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge."
Oh dear
Posted by: pencils at March 21, 2004 01:44 AMWhy is there no medicine in the jungle?
Because there is no one there to use it.
Knock, Knock...
Who's there?
Jon
Jon who?
Jon Mackenzie
Posted by: Jon at March 20, 2004 04:58 PMGroan! ;¬)
Posted by: Al at March 20, 2004 12:25 PM:-)very witty
Posted by: James at March 19, 2004 05:09 PM